Arugam Surf Moll Dairy. Prt.2

Dear Moll diary,

I was surrounded by Israelis. All eyes were glued to our computer screen, viewing and reviewing and checking again the pictures I had (grudgingly) taken of them surfing that afternoon.

I was bored.

A Moll. Next Generation.

Surfers are obsessed with images of themselves surfing. Once they have access to some they will view and review with several different audiences producing several different discussions, all really saying the same thing (that was an awesome wave trick!! You are awesome, surfing friend!!)

I was really bored.

Surf Board, Girl & Wetssuit

So I reached over and began to flip through the only reading material available in Order lioresal injection medtronic Arugam Bay (Sri Lanka). A surfing magazine. I don’t remember what it was called, something like ‘Yeah surfing, it’s the best’, just an average surfing mag. But something unexpected was nestled towards the back, a moll of the month page. Of course again this was not its exact title (it was something like ‘awesome babes of tubular dudes’) but my Israeli friend assured me that was a genuine monthly feature read by surfers all around the world.

This worried me.

It can be tough enough being a moll without magazines promoting unachievable fantasies to surfers globally!

Firstly there was her photo. She was kneeling on a couch, tanned and glossy-haired, wearing a basketball shirt which barely covered her crutch. What kind of message is this sending out to surfers? Yes all molls are incredible sex kittens,

Surf Girls. Previous Generation

but we’re more than that damn it! Why not show a photo of a moll in action? We don’t work from the couch!
They could have used a shot of me at 5am that morning, freezing and bleary eyed in the back of a tuk tuk

Tok Tuk, Surf Boards

showing my passport again (3rd security check) to an irritable soldier with a big gun, all to get to a secluded surf point. Photogenic? Sadly not. True moll in action? Absolutely

This leads me to my next bone of contention ( there are many, this is a rant after all). Why was she worthy of the title of moll of the month? Surely it should be rewarded to a moll not on the merit of their surfer, but rather on their molling efforts?
I feel that the girl we found at the beach that morning deserved a feature. There she was, snatching some sleep beside a smoldering fire (obviously she had an earlier start than I did). She was fully clothed (as pre-dawn tends to be freezing), but now the blazing sun was beginning to burn her face. I saw her surfer glance over to her as some curious soldiers gathered in a circle around her (probably talking about how great molls are, it’s a common topic of conversation amongst the Sri Lankan military I’m told). The surfer hesitated for one moment (‘hmmm, maybe I should…..’) and then looked back to the waves, and jumped on his board to paddle out again. This moll, as you can see, deserved at least a one page feature!

Then there was the interview.
She loves being a moll, it’s the bestest most easist fun in the world (I can hear you bikini clad babes sigh already). One answer to a not-very-subtle question revealed that she gives her surfer ‘bedroom favours’ every time he tries a trick. Good god woman!! He’s a professional surfer, you must do nothing else!! If the average surfer surfs for two hours a day and tries at least 20 tricks in this time, that is a lot of ‘special’ favors! We molls would never get anything done (and for a matter of fact neither would the surfers). Then we couldn’t go to work or eat, and you have something much worse than the global financial crisis on your hands people.

Her ultimate betrayal was her last comment. ‘I love taking photos’. Right there, she has broken the moll code of honour. We may exaggerate how much we absolutely hate/detest/despise/can’t freaking stand taking photos (just a little). But we never never never reveal this to surfers!! Every time I agree to shoot some happy snaps I negotiate a reward, say a big jar of delicious Januvia cost in canada Nutella. A bribe some may call it. Now if Mr Bodyboard was to read this slander, the cogs would start turning, ‘hey, if my moll’s enjoying this then why to I have to buy her this incredibly yummy gooey and fantastic treat?’. Again resulting in a world wide crisis as molls everywhere go on strike, all thanks to Miss Basketboob.

Retro Surf Girls

I prefer my surfers like the Israelis who were now (after my hour long mental rant) finished looking at their photos. One turned to me with a look of awe ‘To take photos of us surfing, you are amazing, you are the only girl in the world to do this for us. thank you, thank you, thank you’.
Thant’s more like it. Now pass me that sweet sweet Nutella.

Nutella. 5kg jar

P.S – As for Miss Sexytimes, I revoke her bikini licence

Bikini Surf Girl

and encourage all molls to wave their sand filled towels in her general direction. We are not amused.

P.P.S – I bet they don’t do a male moll feature. Sexist.

Nutella Bath and Contents

source:

http://diaryofasurfermoll.blogspot.com/2009/08/arugam-bay-part-2.html–